AAAannnnd he’s BACK!
Eristor, m’boy, you’re a hit. No, that is not permission to strike me. (I think he secretly enjoyed the last round of questions, but he’s pretending they’re nothing but an annoyance. Don’t believe him.) NOTE: When I interrupt his answers, I’ll be italicized. Just so you know.
Are you ready for part two of the interview, Eristor?
If I must be.
You must. Please, at least try not to grimace. You don’t have to smile, but stop grinding the audience between your back molars.
And be polite.
Would it be all right if we just commenced already?
What is your favorite kind of cheese?
How did you and Valentine get such an interesting history?
I see you people are fond of dredging up painful memories.
Answer them, you punk.
What is a ‘punk’?
It isn’t a nice term.
I know quite a few ‘not nice terms’ I could use toward you, madame.
Stop bickering and answer the question!
We ran into each other on Facebook. Comments began to fly, and we were drawn into a lifelong fued involving more bantering than bloodshed, but plenty of irritated feelings on either side. I believe it began when Valentine’s arm was torn off and he would not shut up about the fact he had a mechanical arm and I did not.
Do you have any unarmed combat skills or have you mostly trained in armed combat with your kelehb sticks?
I was trained from a very young age to be competent in various forms of combat, including swordsmanship, man-to-man, archery, and spear-use. I wished to combine several of these forms into something more useable, and over several years perfected the kelehb sticks I use now.
How fast and agile are you compared to elves as a whole, and how do elves stack up in those two areas against humans? I suppose you could throw strength into the mix as well and assuming you and Tylir are good representatives of elves and humans, compare who is faster, more agile, stronger, more intelligent, more handsome, etc.
While all elves are physically more powerful than humans, I am considered athletic even for elven-kind. Tylir is an excellent example of humankind, being both strong and athletic for his race as well. And I believe we are both considered good-looking, though I in a dark, angular way and Tylir in a fair-haired, classically handsome way.
How did you and Sienna meet?
I believe this passage below should explain it to you.
Blindly, she turned a sharp left and ran smack into something with all of the force in her body. The collision sent her falling backwards, crashing painfully to the ground.
“Ow,” she groaned, and looked up to see what she had run into. She found herself looking at a pair of frigid blue eyes set in a face that appeared to have been chiseled out of stone – a straight nose, high, prominent cheekbones, full lips. Long, blue-black hair hung past his broad shoulders, and he was dressed in black pants and boots and a long-sleeved white shirt open at the collar. Broad straps crossed over his chest, and twin pommels glimmered behind each shoulder.
And their owner was looking at her with utter contempt.
All this Sienna absorbed in a split second’s time as she lay, staring, from her position on the floor. The man gazed down at her for an agonizing heartbeat, his lip curled slightly before he brushed past her and continued down the hall, his footsteps echoing in her ears.
Sienna knew that her mouth was hanging open; and there was nothing she could do about it. Of all the absolutely rude, selfish, inconsiderate, and inhuman—
What first attracted you to Sienna?
I believe it was her inability to keep her mouth shut. -_-
Apparently, Eristor has figured out how to use emoticons. Oh dear.
What type of noodle would you eat, if you had to?
I am not certain, but Sienna assures me I’d ‘love macaroni and cheese.’ I’m a bit suspicious. Alec tells me I’d love ‘spaghetti,’ but they both sound more on the revolting side.
Have you ever kissed someone (OTHER THAN YOUR MOTHER!), and would you WANT to?
…I was… *clears throat* I was known to be wild and irresponsible at one time, so yes, I have. As for the second half of the question, I can think of no one this applies to. I try to avoid lust; the price is not worth the cost.
Eristor, I’m discovering things about you
How are you so awesome?
I believe you are misapplying this word, as nothing about me inspires awe. But thank you for the thought.
What is your biggest weakness?
Arrogance, I suppose, and bitterness. Yes, I suppose it shocks you to know that I see the flaws in myself. Everyone has them, however, and if we do not work to overtake them, they will overtake us.
Do you approve of women wearing trousers as well as skirts?
I believe trousers are practical for many purposes, but I also find skirts attractive on females.
What do you think of chocolate?
Sienna: *screeches from backstage* ERISTOR! You’ve never had CHOCOLATE!? What – how – that’s it. We’re going back to earth right now!!
In our world, we drink coffee. What do you drink in Elmeria?
I suppose it depends on your race and culture. We have a bitter, black drink called savra that Alec and Sienna say is the closest thing to coffee.
Would you be one of those people to leave cookies and milk out for Santa?
(We are experiencing technical difficulties in the form of Eristor asking Sienna who Santa is. One moment….)
No. I most definitely would not. Fairy tales are for children.
Calm down, Sienna, deep breaths! Deep breaths!
If you went to school would you end up being an honour student or and outcast?
I’m letting Sienna answer this one. – Mirriam
Oh, Eristor would definitely be the rebel guy in detention all the time. He’d be smart, but everybody would be scared of him because he’d wear nothing but black leather and probably put red streaks in his hair and pierce his ears or something, and all the girls would have crushes on him but would be too scared to talk to him. It’s kind of a scary thought.
Would you visit our world if you had the chance?
I don’t believe I have any say in the matter, but it would definitely be an… interesting experience.
Is there a song that you would willingly accept as his your theme song, other than the Imperial March?
My author found this song and claims it’s ‘soooo me’ or some such nonsense.
There you have it, peoples! I’m guessing there will be two more parts to come, I’m SO glad you’re all enjoying this as much as I am (and as much as Eristor is pretending not to!) Once again, if you have any unasked questions, feel free to ask them in the comments =)