1. Would you kill kittens? Would I kill kittens?
2. Are you a texter, or do you prefer to talk with people face to face? If I can call someone, I will, but I’m not much of a texter.
3. What’s your personality type? INTJ.
4. If Angel wasn’t a vampire, would you two be friends?
5. On what occasion would you wear a tux? I wear tuxes. Sometimes. Funerals or business meetings or whatever.
6. Were you and your mother abused by your father as a child? I wouldn’t say ‘abused.’ Pushed around, yeah. It was a tough life, and we were never good enough for him.
7. Do you take more after your mother or your father? Neither, not that I can see. I look more like my dad, but everyone said I had my mom’s eyes.
8. What was your awkward phase in life like? I never had an awkward phase. Too busy.
9. Do you have any health issues? Besides an apparent death wish? Nah.
10. If you had only a month to live, what would you do? I’d track down Samuel and kill him, same as I’m doing now. I wouldn’t change a thing.
11. Have you ever lost a bet? Yeah, but I left before I had to pay up.
12. Do you take dares? Only from people I trust, which means only my own.
13. Do you still wear your wedding ring? On a chain around my neck.
14. So do you still believe in God and are just bitter toward Him, or…? I’m completely done. God’s never done anything for me, and I sure as death ain’t gonna start doing favors for Him.
15. Do you have any stuffed animals, or is that strictly an Easton thing?
16. Did you ever go to college? No, and I dropped out of eighth grade.
17. Are you artistically inclined in any way? I can carve meat.
18. Do you like to talk about your problems, or let them fester? The day you see me spilling my guts on a couch is the day I’m dead.
19. What’s the biggest mistake you’ve ever made? I…I’m not sure if…I don’t know.
20. What horrific experience do you have with house cats? Besides Angel’s housecat from hell? I’m allergic to ’em and they all seem to like me, that’s what. It would traumatize you, too.
21. If you had to spend an entire 24 hours (no murder involved) with Angel or Morticia, who would you choose? Angel doesn’t make me sneeze.
22. Do you like holding babies? Do I like – what kind of question is that?
23. Would you ever remarry? I’m no fortune-teller, but I can’t see it happening.
24. Do you like living, or would you prefer to be dead, with everything that’s happened to you? When death comes, I’m gonna stare it in the face and take it, but I’m not gonna go until I say it’s time.
25. What’s your favorite movie? Braveheart.