I really, really love my blog. Why? My readers are so amazing. Seriously, I posted about an extremely controversial topic, and you all commented with such politeness and grace, even when you pointed out disagreements! Really, you all deserve an enormous hug, and I wish I could give each and every one of you the biggest bear hug you’ve ever had. Since I can’t, I hope you’ll just know how much I appreciate each and every one of you, and how proud I am of you compared to so many other blog readers. You’re fantastic. Have I said how cool you are? Yes? Well, it’s worth saying again.
Also – Seth, from ‘Muse,‘ wrote this poem for my blog… which I found pretty hilarious. A-hem.
To start each day with a fresh mind…
To devour each subject that came before me…
To go about all that I do with a mindless fervor…
Oh if only I were a zombie author.
And to be vampiric would be dandy as well.
I would write through the night, and sleep through the day. (As I tend to at times… anyways…)
I’d write of dark romances in twi-lit woods,
And avoid garlic. And probably sparkle.
Were I a leprechaun,
I’d do away with luck. (Who needs it?)
My pot of gold, I’d invest in ink and paper.
I would erect a desk atop the rainbow. (I imagine the view would be inspiring.)
If a minotaur was my form of choice,
I’d growl when disturbed,
and horn into other people’s business.
Gosh, I’d be sharp.
To be a dwarf…
I’d rather not go there.
But I am not.
(A zombie. I have my own brain, thank you much.)
(A vampire. Forget sparkling.)
(A leprechaun. Irish dancing just doesn’t suit me.)
(A minotaur. Hair trumps fur any day.)
(A dwarf. … Period.)
So I will write them.