Today, I am in mourning.
For whom, you ask?
For Johnny Storm, brother of Susan Storm, brother-in-law to Reed Richards, and friend to Ben Grimm.
Alas, the evil group known as MARVEL COMICS has murdered the Human Torch.
No longer will he fight
with along side Ben Grimm, no longer will his good-natured charm linger, for he has passed on. For half a century, he has fought for good, given and taken ribbing and teasing, and even put his life on the line for his friends.
Farewell, maliciously murdered Johnny Storm – your memory will forever live on in our hearts. I hope he died nobly, for what other end could he have deserved so much? So now, on this dark day for me and for us all, we say good-bye to the Fantastic Four, for without Johnny, there is none. They cannot be called the Dynamic Duo, for three still remain; lost and broken without the fiery glue that held them together.
Rest in peace, Johnny.
You shall be avenged.
FLAME ON! (Or off… whatever… I’m going to go cry now. Again.)