Also, my Mom sent this to me in an email and I just had to share it with you because it made me laugh, and those of you with senses of humor deserve a laugh, too 🙂
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After finishing their dinner, they retire for the night. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see,” the famed sleuth says.
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” exclaims Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?” Holmes asks.
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are but a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
“Watson, you idiot!” Sherlock exclaims, “Somebody’s stolen our tent!”